🎮 GET YOKED – EL CAOS DEL GIMNASIO EN SU FORMA MÁS ABSURDA
Desarrollador: Gregs Games
Género: Comedia, Físicas, Party Game
Duración estimada: Sesiones cortas, ideal para jugar y reírse
📝 ENTRE MÚSCULOS, PESA Y LOCURA TOTAL "GET YOKED" es una experiencia absurdamente divertida donde controlas a un musculoso personaje con físicas completamente descontroladas. Tu misión: levantar pesas, sobrevivir a obstáculos y convertirte en el más “yoked” del gimnasio… o al menos intentarlo sin romper todo a tu paso.
🎨 UN ESTILO QUE HACE REÍR SOLO DE VERLO Visualmente simple pero perfectamente caótico. Modelos exagerados, físicas torpes y una estética que no se toma nada en serio, todo diseñado para maximizar las carcajadas. Es como si QWOP se metiera a entrenar con Goat Simulator.
🎮 FÍSICAS RIDÍCULAS Y DESAFÍOS HILARANTES Movimientos torpes, interacción con objetos del gimnasio y retos que parecen imposibles son el alma del juego. La gracia está en el fracaso: cuanto peor lo haces, más te diviertes. Perfecto para jugar entre amigos o streamear.
⏳ PARA CUANDO NECESITAS REÍRTE UN RATO No es un juego para completar, sino para disfrutar el caos. Las partidas son breves, pero la risa es constante. Vuelves una y otra vez solo por el espectáculo de ver a tu avatar volar por los aires tras un mal curl de bíceps.
📌 ¿RECOMENDADO? ✅ Sí. Ideal si buscás un juego ridículo y desestresante. "GET YOKED" es puro humor físico sin complicaciones.
This game could be so cool, but my main gripe is honestly all the AI generated art everywhere. Even crappy little MS Paint drawings would be better than fuelling the visuals of your game with slop.
8/10, fun but there's AI images everywhere and I suck
From the Steam page: "For the prototype (pictured in the screenshots), I used AI art as placeholder for the Card Art. In the full game, I will replace the AI art!"
So the AI art will be replaced before the game is for sale.
Please add an infinite mode after you win. I feel like I've only started to reach my potential on the final round, and i want to become the ultimate form of myself I can be, so infinite mode after winning would be awesome
I've been playing nonstop the last 4 days and just cant win. I get to absolute unit every time then lose. Keep pushing I told myself, I'll get there one day. Definitely suggest playing, best game of all universes. I'm predicting the future right now, this will be the top played game of 2048. I'm calling it, that's how great it is. It just takes time for people to open their eyes and express how goonlicious this game is.
how to get infinite I don't understand not working I kinda don t understand how the draw pile and all that works please someone make a tutorial I'm lost.
I may have found an infinite combo and here's how to do it
1.Get red snule
2.Get Heavy Cards
3.Get Yoga
4.Make red snule and yoga the only cards in draw pile
5.WIN
Red snule gives you stamina at the cost of fatigue, but yoga heals more then red snule damages, and draws more red snules and yoga cards. Heavy cards gives you gains every time you draw more cards, giving you infinite gains.
maybe this will be patched but I hope not because it's really funny lol
played one round and this is great - will play more and buy it for sure if it doesn't have AI art. wishlisted in hope, and excited to see your future work!
It is going on the right direction. I wish I would have not finished it first try in the most simple difficulty. I assume the other levels of difficulty are based on bigger point demands. I would love to see where this is going.
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Desarrollador: Gregs Games
Género: Comedia, Físicas, Party Game
Duración estimada: Sesiones cortas, ideal para jugar y reírse
📝 ENTRE MÚSCULOS, PESA Y LOCURA TOTAL
"GET YOKED" es una experiencia absurdamente divertida donde controlas a un musculoso personaje con físicas completamente descontroladas. Tu misión: levantar pesas, sobrevivir a obstáculos y convertirte en el más “yoked” del gimnasio… o al menos intentarlo sin romper todo a tu paso.
🎨 UN ESTILO QUE HACE REÍR SOLO DE VERLO
Visualmente simple pero perfectamente caótico. Modelos exagerados, físicas torpes y una estética que no se toma nada en serio, todo diseñado para maximizar las carcajadas. Es como si QWOP se metiera a entrenar con Goat Simulator.
🎮 FÍSICAS RIDÍCULAS Y DESAFÍOS HILARANTES
Movimientos torpes, interacción con objetos del gimnasio y retos que parecen imposibles son el alma del juego. La gracia está en el fracaso: cuanto peor lo haces, más te diviertes. Perfecto para jugar entre amigos o streamear.
⏳ PARA CUANDO NECESITAS REÍRTE UN RATO
No es un juego para completar, sino para disfrutar el caos. Las partidas son breves, pero la risa es constante. Vuelves una y otra vez solo por el espectáculo de ver a tu avatar volar por los aires tras un mal curl de bíceps.
📌 ¿RECOMENDADO?
✅ Sí. Ideal si buscás un juego ridículo y desestresante. "GET YOKED" es puro humor físico sin complicaciones.
🔗 Juégalo aquí: https://gregs-games.itch.io/get-yoked-2
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This game could be so cool, but my main gripe is honestly all the AI generated art everywhere. Even crappy little MS Paint drawings would be better than fuelling the visuals of your game with slop.
8/10, fun but there's AI images everywhere and I suck
I think it's planned to replace the AI eventually.
Seconded! An art pack where the game's the same but EVERYTHING is crappy MS Paint drawings, definitely including the player somehow.
(Also a cat pack, where everyone has a photorealistic cat head, lol.)
From the Steam page: "For the prototype (pictured in the screenshots), I used AI art as placeholder for the Card Art. In the full game, I will replace the AI art!"
So the AI art will be replaced before the game is for sale.
the thing that does -1 strength per injury is incredibly infuriating
just don't injure yourself
but i have to
are you playing masochist? If so well uh, you should have just had enough to win from the beginnings
Onepiece Simulator
Please add an infinite mode after you win. I feel like I've only started to reach my potential on the final round, and i want to become the ultimate form of myself I can be, so infinite mode after winning would be awesome
I've been playing nonstop the last 4 days and just cant win. I get to absolute unit every time then lose. Keep pushing I told myself, I'll get there one day. Definitely suggest playing, best game of all universes. I'm predicting the future right now, this will be the top played game of 2048. I'm calling it, that's how great it is. It just takes time for people to open their eyes and express how goonlicious this game is.
bro I beated it on the first try. what are u on about.
yea, deckbuilding is a skill ig, bc me too.
I swear this game is all luck cause when I try to beat it I lose, but when I try to make goofy builds, I beat it.
Very good
why are there no YouTube vids of people breaking the game :(
how to get infinite I don't understand not working I kinda don t understand how the draw pile and all that works please someone make a tutorial I'm lost.
Muscle Mommy :3
Won on all decks and passed the interger limit, very cool
please give us chinese translate this game have many player in chinese tiktok its a good game
why he lookin at me like that???
I may have found an infinite combo and here's how to do it
1.Get red snule
2.Get Heavy Cards
3.Get Yoga
4.Make red snule and yoga the only cards in draw pile
5.WIN
Red snule gives you stamina at the cost of fatigue, but yoga heals more then red snule damages, and draws more red snules and yoga cards. Heavy cards gives you gains every time you draw more cards, giving you infinite gains.
maybe this will be patched but I hope not because it's really funny lol
how do you make red snule and yoga the only cards in the pile
Just hold all other cards in your hand. Removing unnecessary cards in the shop makes it easier.
nice, not having a name seems to freeze it though, maybe default name declaration to "John Gains"
guh
so freaking buff hehe
w game lol
/editBalatro wishes it could be this alpha
I think more pain more gain is a little overpowered with the hurt yourself deck I got to 1400 at the third one
strong
played one round and this is great - will play more and buy it for sure if it doesn't have AI art. wishlisted in hope, and excited to see your future work!
this game is surprisingly good, unbalanced but i assume that will be fixed later
Tip: never get TOO op
I broke the game (Discard pile is OP)
Do you wanna know how? Feel the burn, roids, meditate, repeat. Then, full body massage.
Im probably the first lol
Edit: I ended the days and it counted as a failure :(
holy....(hhhh
I did it too :D
it counted as a failure because you overflowed into the negative
Got yoked. No complaints.
Downloaded out of boredom and I'm glad I did, insanely fun!
Strong.
dude this game is good
cool
“No Pain No Gain” and “Yuge Day” are CRAZY good together. Carried me to the final competition easy.
Big sweaty Men all around you
It is going on the right direction. I wish I would have not finished it first try in the most simple difficulty. I assume the other levels of difficulty are based on bigger point demands. I would love to see where this is going.
I'm swole af
非常喜歡這款遊戲，這款遊戲在中國抖音很紅
amazing game. i wish it didnt use AI but otherwise this game is the pinnacle of art
This game is very fun, Sir. Can I post a video about this game
Go for it!