Really fun proof of concept game. Especially loved how unbalanced your proportions can get as you get deeper and deeper into a run. Some things need work and balancing: the -1 strength per card used debuff basically kills any run. The AI art needs to be replaced before it becomes a final game. But there's a lot of great potential here and I had a lot of fun for the few runs it took to get a victory.
Yeah that's definitely the hardest Boss you can get! You can press esc (maybe twice in browser) to restart if you want, if that's what you mean by "end game".
Thanks for playing, I'm glad you're enjoying it! Hope the gains are good to you and you become an ABSOLUTE UNIT when you return.
This Giga Omega Yoke implosion is almost better than just being huge. It’s like going into scientific notation in Balatro. The flames on the Balatro numbers. I love the instability.
More Pain More Gain is busted. Also, i noticed that the cards that injure a body part work even on already injured body parts. So Feel The Heat and that other card that injures the arms in exchange of two cards can infinitely be used as long as there are enough 'draw more' cards in the deck. I'll try it next with the card that clears all injuries, since that was a limiting factor.
WOAH epic Gains! Yeah More Pain More Gain is definitely busted, might rework it to give flat Strength or a smaller multiplier.
Yeah the Hands-Free (Injure Arms) can end up with infini-draw, but any draw combined with a small deck and something like Feel the Burn (Injure for Stamina) or Pre-workout mix (Gain 3 Stamina) can end up with infini-draw.
Will either make it super rare so it's harder to pull off but fun when you do, or rework it somehow. Thanks for playing!
Good game. am surprised that it Actually hooked me for 2 hours and could be even more if it was took more seriously as a whole game. Thanks!!!! God bless!!!
This was a blast and hilarious to boot. I don't even think I have serious feedback. Maybe QOL, color added to cards. I would love to see updates with more cards or tournies or challenges. Good stuff!
Great game! I happened upon an infinite combo in the last competition. My lad Pink Drink became quite the unit before I decided enough was enough, haha!
Pre-Workout Mix (to afford Twerk and eventually Kicks)
plus the "draw a card whenever you use a workout" special rule from the competition (to activate Gun Show and keep drawing Twerk, Red Snule, and Pre-Workout Mix whenever I played a Kettle Bell)
I was running a very Stamina- and card-draw-heavy deck (Gun Show+, Vitamin B+, Heavy Cards, Meditate+, etc.) and had enough Warm Up and Strength that each Kettle Bell (or instance of Kicks) was getting hundreds of Gains. Full deck list attached.
The combo was infinite, but of course my time on this planet is not, so I did have to call it after about an hour. Good fun! :D
The UI would still be there and everything was interactable but only the end day button worked and or did anything and it did not draw a new hand so I was stuck, the game did not freeze and I used the web version to see if it did the same thing and it did almost always stopped working by the third competition, I don't really know what the problem is but I think it might have something to do with graphical glitch that might have derailed the code, I am just speculating tho. I think it is a funny game and the mechanics are similar to other games but you added your own spin on it like the different muscle groups and the injury mechanic. Thumbs up my friend
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Really fun proof of concept game. Especially loved how unbalanced your proportions can get as you get deeper and deeper into a run. Some things need work and balancing: the -1 strength per card used debuff basically kills any run. The AI art needs to be replaced before it becomes a final game. But there's a lot of great potential here and I had a lot of fun for the few runs it took to get a victory.
I find this to be very closely related to Slay the Spire
was there some inspiration there or no?
BTW: great game so far, I love the physics.
Hey thanks for playing!
Yeah I love Slay the Spire. Silent is my favourite! You’ll notice Glutes are basically Shivs haha.
I think as the design matures, it will feel more unique and distinct, but starting with what I know and enjoy seems like a good approach so far.
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The game is extremely fun!
ABSOLUTE BANGER 🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼‼🔥
Yo! The one and only Alpha Beta Gamer did a video on Get Yoked
That "-1 strength per card used" kills the vibe and the run. Especially when there's no "end game" option.
Aside from that this is just the weirdest, most entertaining game I've player in a while. I had a great time and I'm coming back to play it again!
Yeah that's definitely the hardest Boss you can get! You can press esc (maybe twice in browser) to restart if you want, if that's what you mean by "end game".
Thanks for playing, I'm glad you're enjoying it! Hope the gains are good to you and you become an ABSOLUTE UNIT when you return.
Got so absolutely yoked, only the limits of the mortal realm could hold you back. EPIC.
I'll add something in so you can get more YOKED.
What combo were you using to become so giga omega?
This Giga Omega Yoke implosion is almost better than just being huge. It’s like going into scientific notation in Balatro. The flames on the Balatro numbers. I love the instability.
WOAH epic Gains!
Yeah More Pain More Gain is definitely busted, might rework it to give flat Strength or a smaller multiplier.
Yeah the Hands-Free (Injure Arms) can end up with infini-draw, but any draw combined with a small deck and something like Feel the Burn (Injure for Stamina) or Pre-workout mix (Gain 3 Stamina) can end up with infini-draw.
Will either make it super rare so it's harder to pull off but fun when you do, or rework it somehow. Thanks for playing!
Would be nice to get higher difficulties and indefinite runs.
Great idea, I'd like to do like Balatro style endless where you can keep on becoming even YUGER if you want to.
I got 2509 gains
Good game. am surprised that it Actually hooked me for 2 hours and could be even more if it was took more seriously as a whole game. Thanks!!!! God bless!!!
Awesome! So glad it gripped you for so long, thanks for playing!
This was a blast and hilarious to boot. I don't even think I have serious feedback. Maybe QOL, color added to cards. I would love to see updates with more cards or tournies or challenges. Good stuff!
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it <3.
All fun suggestions, thanks!
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That emoji perfectly represents your body! (I'm downloading B.L.S.H, it looks interesting!
How do you feel about not helping your mother?
I am become mother, destroyer of worlds.
love you mom
Epic! Well played. Loving the ascii haha
Questo gioco mi ha fatto credere in me stesso con quei muscoli pazzesci... poco da dire, BELLA A TUTTI RAGAZZI SONO FAVIJ
Felice che questo gioco muscolare fuori di testa ti abbia dato un po’ di fiducia! Sei un grande, FAVIJ!
Great game! I happened upon an infinite combo in the last competition. My lad Pink Drink became quite the unit before I decided enough was enough, haha!
I'll be sharing and watching it develop. :)
(But please do replace the AI card art before selling the game.)
Yoo that score is insane! What combination of cards did you use? Also how nice of you for helping your mother haha.
If it goes on sale will make sure to get regular art for the cards.
The key combo was:
I was running a very Stamina- and card-draw-heavy deck (Gun Show+, Vitamin B+, Heavy Cards, Meditate+, etc.) and had enough Warm Up and Strength that each Kettle Bell (or instance of Kicks) was getting hundreds of Gains. Full deck list attached.
The combo was infinite, but of course my time on this planet is not, so I did have to call it after about an hour. Good fun! :D
Yeah Pre-workout is quite crazy! I think I'll make it more rare (or completely rework it). Thanks for the card list it's very helpful!!
Happy to help! Cheers!
Finally beat the game, you can't even see the head
Glorious!
Look at all those declines, you think you're too good for us?
No, I got the shady deal so there bad actors want all this balloon chest
Made a big ol chesty boy! haha super fun, love the humour. Defs going to come back and try out the other decks!
Thanks! Hahah chesty boy is always a classic.
chesty boy exists because of how easy it is to get chest muscles. your coding on muscle growth is amazing and it makes ppl look insane
This is one of my favourite deck-builders, and it’s still just a prototype! I really hope there’s a commercial release of this.
Thanks so much, that means a lot! I hope so too.
It's keeps breaking on the third comp, other than that this is a goofy game and why the jiggle physics
Thanks for playing !
What happens on the third comp, is it a crash, or game freezes? Is it on web? Or windows? Let me know so I can fix it.
Also jiggle physics are funny lol.
The UI would still be there and everything was interactable but only the end day button worked and or did anything and it did not draw a new hand so I was stuck, the game did not freeze and I used the web version to see if it did the same thing and it did almost always stopped working by the third competition, I don't really know what the problem is but I think it might have something to do with graphical glitch that might have derailed the code, I am just speculating tho. I think it is a funny game and the mechanics are similar to other games but you added your own spin on it like the different muscle groups and the injury mechanic. Thumbs up my friend
p.s you are right the jiggle physics are goofy
Thank you I’m glad you like it!
Thanks for the detailed explanation, seems like something broke the dealing of cards, will see if I can find the bug!
I managed to play through the latest build without getting stuck. Maybe it only happens sometimes?