its crap and the cards don't work at all how they say they do and some literally just bug out and even when you click on them, they don't react and sometimes it will literally delete cards from your deck for no reason.
Perfect Posture: If Sturdy protects, Gain 1 Stamina, draw a card.
Just tested it, and it seems to work as I think it should. Maybe I need to reword it? It basically means when Sturdy activates to prevent an Injury, you will draw a card, and gain 1 stamina. You get Sturdy status cards from using Iron Back, and a card called Stretch.
When sturdy procs, it just disappears out your hand instantly without coming to your attention. So it might be that it's a bit unclear at the moment, I am working on more animations for the cards
no, it's that the Sturdy card Doesn't activate at all heck I've had 5 in my deck, and it didn't protect anything even with the kettle bells even if i have a sturdy it doesn't protect anything.
Update is good fun. I agree that a higher difficulty would be great. And maybe a toggle between the hilarious excessive growth and something more along the lines of the prototype? In any case, thanks for the continued work and great game!
GET YOKED ist ein Roguelike, Deckbuilder in dem es darum geht eine ABSOLUTE MASCHINE zu werden!
Das witzige dabei ist, das Cardgame ist tatsächlich nicht schlecht und die Darstellung der 3D modelle unfassbar cursed, aber ich liebe es!
Dieses Spiel mit customizable Models, oder Ingame Skins und Collabs mit VTubern und das Ding wird ein Kassenschlager! (ich nehme für diese Idee gerne eine prozentuale beteiligung an Kappa)
Ab einer gewissen Stufe erinnert es mich einfach nur noch an Spore.
You just need 3 or more more perfect posture plus iron back and no warm ups!!!(or else perfect posture's effect won't occur) (^=oᆽo=^)i hope this helps
And also if you use the energy drink while everything is nearly max it gets wild
(also this can get quite out of hand and COULD CRASH YOUR GAME so use focus and dead lifts to end it alllllllllllll and remove STURDYS when it begins to freeze)
so fun! I'm excited to see the full release. love the variety of the cards and even more funny seeing the effects on your guy. love how much of a monstrosity your dude becomes
I hate how much I love this game. Its one of the strangest, funniest games I played. Also, why the hell are there jiggle physics? And why do I love them? Also, why did the champ of my last playthrough just refuse to do leg day?
I had a ton of fun playing! I hope this game takes off, i'll be finishing the game in my free time for sure. I hope you find a good artist for the cards because I feel like they could match the style of the game better. Made a short and a video of myself playing.
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its crap and the cards don't work at all how they say they do and some literally just bug out and even when you click on them, they don't react and sometimes it will literally delete cards from your deck for no reason.
Which cards?
I'd have to start playing again to find out which i won't do plus it's a buggy game that looks like a kid made it especially the muscles.
There's some charm in the insanity. And a quick reminder that it is still a demo.
Perfect Posture comes to mind.
Perfect Posture: If Sturdy protects, Gain 1 Stamina, draw a card.
Just tested it, and it seems to work as I think it should. Maybe I need to reword it? It basically means when Sturdy activates to prevent an Injury, you will draw a card, and gain 1 stamina. You get Sturdy status cards from using Iron Back, and a card called Stretch.
When sturdy procs, it just disappears out your hand instantly without coming to your attention. So it might be that it's a bit unclear at the moment, I am working on more animations for the cards
no, it's that the Sturdy card Doesn't activate at all heck I've had 5 in my deck, and it didn't protect anything even with the kettle bells even if i have a sturdy it doesn't protect anything.
I read it as "If Sturdy protects, Gain 1 Stamina. Draw a Card."
The only bug I know of right now is that the high score isn't correctly saved if you win (will be fixed).
So sure you can complain, but without saying anything constructive or specific, you are just whining.
I can fix how the information is presented if it's confusing, but if I don't know what is confusing to you, I can't help you.
really fun
Surprisingly good gameplay, addicting. Great game for an evening.
what even prompted you to make this masterpiece
may i know where you got that expandable stretch-armstrong-lookin-aah model from its too funny to pass and try on blender :sob:
I made it! But the body is loosely based on peak Arnie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlSTXkFWSb4
i found a exploit with sturdy and in that run i made i reach 9.198398x10^9
This sure is one of the games ever released
I legit passed by this game 10 times because it looked so dumb…I’m the dumb one for not playing it sooner.
Update is good fun. I agree that a higher difficulty would be great. And maybe a toggle between the hilarious excessive growth and something more along the lines of the prototype? In any case, thanks for the continued work and great game!
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This is still amazing. I think there should be a higher difficulty mode in order to keep the challenge... maybe with four seasons instead of 3.
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GET YOKED ist ein Roguelike, Deckbuilder in dem es darum geht eine ABSOLUTE MASCHINE zu werden!
Das witzige dabei ist, das Cardgame ist tatsächlich nicht schlecht und die Darstellung der 3D modelle unfassbar cursed, aber ich liebe es!
Dieses Spiel mit customizable Models, oder Ingame Skins und Collabs mit VTubern und das Ding wird ein Kassenschlager! (ich nehme für diese Idee gerne eine prozentuale beteiligung an Kappa)
Ab einer gewissen Stufe erinnert es mich einfach nur noch an Spore.
Rating:
Dito: 4.6/5
Chat: 3.91/5
Gesamt: 4.26/5
I need help ฅ/ᐠ=xᆽx=マฅ
I found a better infinite stamina exploit
You just need 3 or more more perfect posture plus iron back and no warm ups!!!(or else perfect posture's effect won't occur) (^=oᆽo=^)i hope this helps
And also if you use the energy drink while everything is nearly max it gets wild
(also this can get quite out of hand and COULD CRASH YOUR GAME so use focus and dead lifts to end it alllllllllllll and remove STURDYS when it begins to freeze)
so fun! I'm excited to see the full release. love the variety of the cards and even more funny seeing the effects on your guy. love how much of a monstrosity your dude becomes
I hope they add challenge mode n₍^> ⤙ ˂ ^₎nI pls
protein shake recursion :Y
I hate how much I love this game. Its one of the strangest, funniest games I played. Also, why the hell are there jiggle physics? And why do I love them? Also, why did the champ of my last playthrough just refuse to do leg day?
Arm Machine card is bugged. Cost is not reduced. Only the displayed cost is.
If you do play it, which it is a minimum of 4 energy, you play it with the reduced cost
this game is peak, keep the good work up dude.
the last mode choosing your own card :Y
Amazing game, we want to see more updates please
Had a ridiculous amount of enjoyment from this game, I've played this more than Balatro...
Came for the card playing element, stayed for the giggle physics.
DAY 20 OF WAITING FOR THE UPDATE (they let me keep it one more day just for this)
(this is the actual last time)
day 19 of waiting for the update (this is the last time i can comment i was doing this on my school computer)
Thanks for the dedication, gonna release an update on Friday <3.
day 18 of waiting for the update
what a update? pleasee
day 17 of waiting for the update
I Try my best! nice game! hope get more updates!
day 16 of waiting for the update
i folloe you please folloe me,
wow great 👍👌
Wow this game is so awesome I almost beat it
day 15 of waiting for the update
Hey, can we get an option to have the models be like the low poly ones of the jam version? I miss their charm.
Totally agree
day 14 of waiting for the update
day 13 of waiting for the update