GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.
WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594610/
GAMEPLAY
Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.
- Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
- Don't push too hard - too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
- Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
- Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.
The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
CONTROLS
Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.
TEAM
Game by Greg Austin
Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn
Card art, events and icons by Nix Bee.
WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?
- Wishlist on Steam
- Join Barking Dogs discord and let me know about any bugs, cool ideas, or criticisms you have.
HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC
Platform: Windows
- Click Download Now on this page.
- Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
- Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".
Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!
Thank you for playing!
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
Download
Click download now to get access to the following files:
Development log
- GET YOKED: FULLY HAND-DRAWN UPDATE18 hours ago
- POSING UPDATE: BUG FIXES21 days ago
- GET YOKED: POSING UPDATE💪💃28 days ago
- The start of hand-illustrated card art!45 days ago
- Cards update bug fixes80 days ago
- CARDS UPDATE & Sandbox84 days ago
- Bug fixes, and small balance change.Apr 04, 2025
- Card balance changes.Mar 14, 2025
Comments
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change the pictures back it looks wier
absolutely love the game played at 3am and I think it's the best game ive ever played in my live only got up to 1285 gains but the game is nicee.
Thanks!
caffeine into deep sleep crashes in browser
In sandbox it seems to work, will try get the combo in a real comp though. Thanks for letting me know!
can you make it on linux
Las risas no faltaron!
will there be a downloadable version for mac xx
I refreshed the site and my progress got wiped ;-
Sorry! For some reason when I update that can happen. I’ll try figure out how to stop it. You can go to options unlock all decks if you wanna try out other ones. Otherwise if you are on windows, download the windows version and it won’t get wiped.
Developer's not at all disguised fetish
jokes aside, the game's not half bad, I really enjoy card game roguelikes
Just play it.
Yo didn't wacka play this
awesome and creepy at the same time!
This game is DOPE! I can't wait until it's fully finished and released on Steam! I'd definitely spend money to play the fully finished version of it
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Awesome stuff on the new update! But it looks like the text is now blocking at the end:
Absolutely a hidden gem. The kind of "build a queen"-esque appearance could definitely be a turn off and it's goofy af but the balatro and slay the spire inspirations are obvious and very welcome. Love it and definitely purchasing the full version when it comes out, keep up the development <3
Thanks so much! Do you mean build a queen the mobile game? Or do you mean the making-a-monster aspect of the game? (or both).
The dream version of the game is for the goofiness to be the hook and then people stick around for the gameplay, but also the laughs ofc.
veins!!!!!!!!
If you get Strength he gets veins. Similarly, if you get Warmup he gets sweaty.
Add veins !!!! please
yes!!! VEINS!!!
NEED VEINS
OMG HE IS SO HOTTTT
are there way too many cards that draw 2 and make it too simple to do recursion or its only my feeling
pressed on this because i was bored, but this was legitimately so good/fun to play. i locked in so hard i didn't even realise an hour had passed 😭
juego muy entretenido y adictivo 👍
I'm on a Chromebook rn, when I press play it shows everything a black screen except the buttons and cards. do you think you'll be able to make it comparable for chrome or a downloadable version
there is a "Download now" button above the development log
so it only works on windows not chrome basically
So you said you'd be replacing the AI assets a while back, is that still the plan?
Yes, getting funding, and finding the right artist is slow. Chatting with a really cool artist! Hope to have an update soon.
Glad you are working on it. A lot of developers wouldn't even bother. Goes to show you care.
Cards that cost less per condition met seem broken at the moment. you can get the cost down in the text, but cannot actually play it without the full cost.
for example the card "make me stronger" can cost 0 stamina but can not be played with less than the 4 stamina originally required for the card.
Hey thanks for letting me know, I fixed it, it should work now. You'll need download it again or play in the browser.
its crap and the cards don't work at all how they say they do and some literally just bug out and even when you click on them, they don't react and sometimes it will literally delete cards from your deck for no reason.
Which cards?
I'd have to start playing again to find out which i won't do plus it's a buggy game that looks like a kid made it especially the muscles.
There's some charm in the insanity. And a quick reminder that it is still a demo.
Perfect Posture comes to mind.
Perfect Posture: If Sturdy protects, Gain 1 Stamina, draw a card.
Just tested it, and it seems to work as I think it should. Maybe I need to reword it? It basically means when Sturdy activates to prevent an Injury, you will draw a card, and gain 1 stamina. You get Sturdy status cards from using Iron Back, and a card called Stretch.
When sturdy procs, it just disappears out your hand instantly without coming to your attention. So it might be that it's a bit unclear at the moment, I am working on more animations for the cards
no, it's that the Sturdy card Doesn't activate at all heck I've had 5 in my deck, and it didn't protect anything even with the kettle bells even if i have a sturdy it doesn't protect anything.
I read it as "If Sturdy protects, Gain 1 Stamina. Draw a Card."
really fun
Surprisingly good gameplay, addicting. Great game for an evening.
what even prompted you to make this masterpiece
may i know where you got that expandable stretch-armstrong-lookin-aah model from its too funny to pass and try on blender :sob:
I made it! But the body is loosely based on peak Arnie
impressive! would like to learn 3d modeling one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlSTXkFWSb4
i found a exploit with sturdy and in that run i made i reach 9.198398x10^9
This sure is one of the games ever released
I legit passed by this game 10 times because it looked so dumb…I’m the dumb one for not playing it sooner.
Update is good fun. I agree that a higher difficulty would be great. And maybe a toggle between the hilarious excessive growth and something more along the lines of the prototype? In any case, thanks for the continued work and great game!
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This is still amazing. I think there should be a higher difficulty mode in order to keep the challenge... maybe with four seasons instead of 3.
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GET YOKED ist ein Roguelike, Deckbuilder in dem es darum geht eine ABSOLUTE MASCHINE zu werden!
Das witzige dabei ist, das Cardgame ist tatsächlich nicht schlecht und die Darstellung der 3D modelle unfassbar cursed, aber ich liebe es!
Dieses Spiel mit customizable Models, oder Ingame Skins und Collabs mit VTubern und das Ding wird ein Kassenschlager! (ich nehme für diese Idee gerne eine prozentuale beteiligung an Kappa)
Ab einer gewissen Stufe erinnert es mich einfach nur noch an Spore.
Rating:
Dito: 4.6/5
Chat: 3.91/5
Gesamt: 4.26/5
I need help ฅ/ᐠ=xᆽx=マฅ
I found a better infinite stamina exploit
You just need 3 or more more perfect posture plus iron back and no warm ups!!!(or else perfect posture's effect won't occur) (^=oᆽo=^)i hope this helps
And also if you use the energy drink while everything is nearly max it gets wild
(also this can get quite out of hand and COULD CRASH YOUR GAME so use focus and dead lifts to end it alllllllllllll and remove STURDYS when it begins to freeze)