GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.

TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594610/

GAMEPLAY

Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.

  • Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
  • Don't push too hard - too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
  • Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
  • Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.

The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.

CONTROLS

Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.

TEAM

Game by Greg Austin 

Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn

Card art, events and icons by Nix Bee

WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?

HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC

Platform: Windows

  1. Click Download Now on this page.
  2. Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
  3. Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".

Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!

Thank you for playing!

TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
Updated 1 day ago
StatusPrototype
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Rating
Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
(440 total ratings)
Authorgregs-games
GenreCard Game
Made withUnity
Tagsbodybuilding, Comedy, Deck Building, Funny, Non violent, Relaxing, Roguelike, Short, Singleplayer
LinksSteam

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Plz make this android 😭😭😭

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Okay, TIMEKEEPER IS BUSTED.
It carries BETWEEN DAYS?!
That's just evil.
BTW!!! Each Kick from the Kicks/iron kicks card, COUNTS AS 1 ACTION!!!

Oh Kicks count toward timekeeper oh lord, will fix that asap! Might make Timekeeper like 15 instead of 10 but will see how it goes. 

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BTW, possible to work in more skin tones? I get they won't be "real", but the gainz here ain't real already.
Red, Green (for Hulk enthusiasts), Blue, Yellow (Simpsons), Purple, and EYE VIOLATING PINK.

Also, current build as per this post, kicks still take 1 off timekeeper per kick.

I would 100% nerf the overwork out card

gains every single day and it STACKS??

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found another infinity build using 2 dont cares, push it, overtraining and protien shakes. i dont know why my gains are coming up as negative but i do know its inifite and im the best get yoked player to exist

I did that too, just not with overtraining.

the best Get Yoked player to exist, WITNESS THEM!

gain train + feel the burn + push it + heavy cards + energised + silver tongue + heavy bells

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I downloaded it, when I opened it my computer sounded like a medieval trumpet.

There is no graphic setting, and not the one setting that I suspect is doing that and is not there to tweak, FPS limit.

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Wanna know how to get over 2,000,000,000 GAINS?!!!
Here's what you need:
-Keep Pushing+ x 2, to up your stamina when you injure
-Don't Care+ x 2 and Iron Arms, for card draw.
-Full body massage+, to heal up between injuries
-Some kinda workout done to each body part at least once. Suggestions: Make me Stronger, Back-to-Back, Jog Memories, Energizing Squat. (You already have Iron Arms for arm gains.)
-Protein Shake x2, these are key to this!
Extras:
-More Pain More Gain+. more injuries, more strength boost!
-Electrostimulation, to keep your fatigue low and insta heal between days.

What you want to do is basically get to the point you've worked out each body part once, then use your card draws to infinitely draw the protein shake cards after you use them. (Sometimes "Don't Care" doesn't shuffle the discard back into the deck, hence why you need "Iron Arms" or "Yoga+".)
Each Protein Shake stacks the previous gains of the last one. (Current iteration gives you 100% of all current made gains on top of what you already have done. So it stacks itself on top of itself!)
Meaning, you can get INFINITE GAINS with this combo.
Just watch your stamina, injure the body to up your stamina again and make sure you can keep redrawing your draw cards.

Best way to achieve this is to get all the money and some RNG in the shop to build this deck.
Any content creators out there, you're welcome for the deck combo.

Very epic build NICE. THE WORLD WILL WITNESS YOUR GLORY.

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found a way to abuse caffeine, protein shake and Perfect Posture after monthssss i could go to infinity but my character is probably tired ill let him resti love this game

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lore accurate me

Monk has an issue where if you pick to upgrade a card when all your cards are already upgraded you get softlocked

Restarted my progress, still an amazing game overall. 

Can't explain how, but the online version is prone to crashing.

Wow, huge improvement! More ability to plan a run seeing comps in advance, more variance with the poses and choosing from two venues, and ? events too!

Great, just great. I'm Y O K I N G, bro!

I got 1137 first try

i think that you should make chest day best day more common please it's so hard to get i've only goten it once

could you make the trophys cooler

i do wish that there was place for performance settings

Is it just me that strength gain is bugged, each time I get strength with meditate it registers as negative strength.

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I nerfed meditate to make you lose strength. It was OP with card draw and strength so now you need strength gain like chicken breasts or More Pain More Gain to make it viable.

Oh damn, I just miss-read what it said on the card, mb. That makes sense, awsome game, cant wait for steam release.  

Might need a tweak. Meditate is just Yoga but worse now. Draw 3 maybe?

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Just had a hilarious combo.
The modifier was "Injury draw".
Combined with "More Pain More Gain", "Push it", "Electrostimulation", and "Full body massage".
Full injure everything and boost your strength, heal up, and keep repeating till the draw no longer can be done.
Got to over 36,000!!! Hercules Tournament.
Final: 195,336!!! Have fun with the seed code.

SEED: PQAWM4

I think there should be an additional difficult level. Something that it's not "infinite" and can actually be finished, but that it's more challenging than the standard game.

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If this game gets an infinite mode I'm buying no questions asked. Wishlisted.

love this game!!

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yo at the first

 look it looks sus brh

Entering sandbox immediately crashes the game

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Thanks for reporting <3. Uploaded a fix now.

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i dont know how (no exploits / no cheats)

I discovered an infinite loop, I would prefer not to divulge the cards in question, but I will say infinite loops are possible with as few as 4 cards being used in a competition repeatedly.

Is warm up supposed to add to yoga? I just used yoga on 'not my day' and injured all muscles. 

Also, meditation and get hyped may be overpowered. Too easy to get infinite strength. As much as I would hate it, maybe make get hyped cost 2 and upgrade to cost 1 but only ever make next card 0? Or maybe make a maximum hand size to prevent the infinite loop with the draw 2 cards? Could still just streamline a small deck though.

Anyways, great fun. Thanks for keeping on improving!

Hey! Yeah Yoga affects Fatigue so if you have too much negative Warmup it'll work on it. It's meant to but I can see why it's not intuitive. 


Just released an update now that nerfs Meditate, but maybe I went too far. We'll see! I think max hand size is a great idea. I think Get Hyped is in a good spot for now, might do something with it later. 


Thanks for the feedback and thanks for playing, may your gains be good.

when u upgrade the steroid card, its the same. i think its a bug

It should go from 2 Stamina cost to 1 sometimes it’s easy to miss 

ohhh thank youuuu

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I play this game in class 10/10 goat, but in the web version sometimes glitches and you lose all progress

Thanks for playing. Let me know what card or event makes it glitch if you play again so that I can fix it 

Hola muy buenas, me parece un juegazo, me recuerda a inscryption. estaría super cool tener más opciones de carrera. y el hecho de que ya no puedas ejercitar una extremidad me parece una mecánica muy rota, si hubiera más modificadores de handicap estaría muy cool.

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I wish the web version had the lights,All I see is black?

love this, i want to go to the gym

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seems a little too luck based, for how long the runs are you lose to raw RNG quite a lot

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Haven't played in a few months so I was very pleased to find the updates! Everything looks great! I especially love the draft mechanic -- very fun for replay value.

Some OP synergies needing balancing. For instance, Get Hyped+ with Yoga and Meditation leads to infinite strength. Combined with card that makes all stamina 0 but no more pick up, and you're yoked real quick.


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very silly and fun :-)

I went all legs and arms...

Must I say more?

It got progressively worse.

And worse (prebeat absolute unit)

sry for the chain, but follow-up focus kicks are way too strong. Maybe make it so focus only affects the first kick or only halves the fatigue, still an awesome game, proud to have played since day 1.

Fun game. It would be cool if there was a mode that valued proportions being close like real bodybuilding. Perhaps it could have half the gains requirements as the current mode, but multiply gains by the ratio of your strongest muscle vs weakest (so if you have one muscle twice as big as another it would halve your score). 

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genuinely so much fun, im also super happy you replaced the ai art, the new cards look great

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Played this in class instead of doing work. Absolutely awesome. Teacher was suspicious as I was trying to make the arse as big as possible, friends were laughing and according to Miss the way I had shut the lid made it even more suspicious as beforehand she saw the butt. Game is 10/10. She will probably never forget that. I did try to explain myself, she did not seem that impressed. Maybe don't play it in class. Overall, amazing game.

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A small bug: If you press "start career" leaving the name field blank, the ui goes away but the game soft locks just looking at the spindly wimpy man without proceeding.

Hey thanks for reporting, seems to work fine on my pc, was wondering are you using the web or desktop version? Also let me know what computer you're using pls. 

I played the web version here on Itch.io, and my computer used is a HP laptop with Windows 11.

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did another video on this amazing rogue like!! Tried out the masochist deck this time!! Had so much fun 10/10 excited for full release on steam

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