GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.
WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594610/
GAMEPLAY
Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.
- Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
- Don't push too hard - too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
- Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
- Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.
The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
CONTROLS
Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.
TEAM
Game by Greg Austin
Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn
Card art, events and icons by Nix Bee.
WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?
- Wishlist on Steam
- Join Barking Dogs discord and let me know about any bugs, cool ideas, or criticisms you have.
HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC
Platform: Windows
- Click Download Now on this page.
- Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
- Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".
Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!
Thank you for playing!
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
Download
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Development log
- JUICE UPDATE: Bug fixes5 days ago
- THE JUICE UPDATE12 days ago
- Protein Shake bug fix34 days ago
- Full screen events & all in-game art is rendered35 days ago
- ART OF THE PUMP UPDATE: New music, supplements, new bosses, and art!50 days ago
- Fixed sandbox (seeded runs broke it).71 days ago
- Some news. Also: seeded runs, more art, and some balance changes.72 days ago
- GET YOKED: FULLY HAND-DRAWN UPDATE92 days ago
Comments
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Beautiful
Excellent Glutes Hyperthrophy simulator!
TY so much for getting rid of the "AI" generated assets, though I understand why you'd use them as placeholders at the time. Really funny game!
It seems like chest day best day may be broken. I injure my chest and don't get any additional gains while it's played
Another issue I noticed is that if you do a workout and then hit end day before the fatigue hits, none of it will be healed as part of the day end fatigue drop
Very fun game though
"Chest day best day" requires you to NOT INJURE the chest. Basic misunderstanding.
Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks!
hi, the game is having a bug or something like, that i just can't play any mode, i don't know if its my pc, because i play it on the site, i tried downloading it and the same occur. fix it plssss the game is awesome!
been playing since launch and its still fresh love the new updates so far i feel like if the game were to be more buttery smooth it could easily reach gaming hall of fames drop the ost on youtube btw
Awesome game; I had a lot of fun with it, and it's very funny. Great game!
Recently i discovered a bug where my cards froze on the screen but i could still use them which made me get up to like 10 million in gains. I do not know how i made it happen but just know it was how i got Absolute Unit with the Leg-end deck. Hope this comment helps with development and bugs.
peak gameplay
I think we'd all like to admire our guy and his stats, and rotate him, when a run finishes (win or lose)
Potos por do quier!
Love the game, found a bug and I'm not sure where to report it so I'll do it here.
While trying to make a one hand deck that i would cycle, weird "arms" card with bugged description appeared and broke the game.
Seed: 1HNLM37
Thanks for dropping the seed, will try to recreate the bug and fix it! Sorry it bricked your run.
Also ran into this bug, while trying an infinity build. Sadly I didn't get the seed for you, greg :( However I did grab as many screenshots as I could.
It all started when I used RED SNULE+, while having an empty deck and a DONT CARE+ in the discard pile.
Then I used RED SNULE+ again and found that I could just use it infinitely.
Then I used one of my other DONT CAREs and got more test cards.
Then I found that none of the cards disappear from my hand, and started spamming PROTEIN SHAKE+. And then I ended the competition.
In the shop I tried viewing my deck.
And on the next competition my hand looked like this:
And the cards didn't work again. I mean I couldn't play my DEEP SLEEP+, it just wouldn't disappear.
And during the competition I also tried viewing my deck, and it gave me different results on every attempt randomly.
But regardless, I finished the run ok, cause I've already got infinite gains, so success?
So there's my little bug report. I wanted to send it to you privately somehow, but didn't find any other way to contact you.
This was a fever dream, and thank you for this experience! Hope this helps.
P.S. I think the PROTEIN SHAKE is bugged again. It didn't double the gains I got from a simple leg workout (or I didn't see anything happen on screen). However it does double the gains you get from OVERTRAINING, and only those, in my experience.
Thanks for the detailed bug report <3! I will have an update that fixes it today.
i reallly like the new art for the cards and the music , its a nice weird little game, good job.
Fancy auto camera angles! Nice. This will be great for all them streamers.
I think there is a glitch with arms where it is set to 0
n^x ⩊ x^n
what does puke do u^oxo^u
It shuffles in a single-use card that does nothing into your deck, making you pay stamina to keep it from continuing to clog your deck.
Really nice art for the cards /ᐠ•⩊•7 ＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿ / `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ \ ( (三ヽ 人 / | | ﾉ ⌒＼ ￣￣ ヽ ノ
Cat Gets YOKED
hmmmmmm, yea this is fine for my second run nothing too good
I don't know if the picture will show because its not on my screen but I got 1300 gains while the needed gains were 400
gameplay is lowkey more fun than balatro. im excited to see where this goes
maybe too easy
funny game part 2
Could you replace Meditate with Legs Week in the Leg-end deck? Seeing how the original point of meditate was to add strength to the deck.
Also, Energized perk doesn't stack. it's just -2 fatigue when you use a card.
I tried this game
it’s fun and actually really good! 😉🎮
Part 1
Part 2
why get YOKED
so.. If you Play the rest card on your last day, Javascript crashes. The Rest card ends your day and gives like 50% more gains the next day...
Anyway, SICK GAME Brosif.
yolk?
yoke
yoje?
doje?
noje
Welp. I got yoked.
I think an endless mode would fit in this game.
The RNG gods smiled upon me
Beautiful. A god amongst mere mortals.
I love this game so much! So excited for the full release
Thanks <3 <3 <3
my only idea is I cannot reset the game to play it all again from the start.
can you make the help your mother have a point
Back To Back artwork is still a WIP. Is that true?
Yes, it’s because I want to rework the card. In theory it’s cool but in practice it’s D tier.
Good to know!
CAN YOU JUST MAKE SANDBOX HAVE NO NEEDS
This is a funny game with tons of strategy hiding behind it. Been getting yoked last few weeks because the game is so addictive and hard...
Nice keep up the grind, GAINS ARE LIFE
Great game! I'm addicted for a couple weeks now.
Love to hear it, thanks for playing!
Each time you update this game I spend like five weeks doing nothing else but playing with every single deck. So... thanks for ruining my life.
Hahah, thank you!
DUDE! Good job on the game. I've been playing it for months. I love all the art you've made into the cards and all, congrats. Definitely buying it on Steam when it comes out.
Thanks!!
Had fun with this game! Able to just shut my brain off and get stupidly jacked. Loved it.
ou man luuk on hes biiiiig asss
Plz make this android 😭😭😭
Okay, TIMEKEEPER IS BUSTED.
It carries BETWEEN DAYS?!
That's just evil.
BTW!!! Each Kick from the Kicks/iron kicks card, COUNTS AS 1 ACTION!!!
Oh Kicks count toward timekeeper oh lord, will fix that asap! Might make Timekeeper like 15 instead of 10 but will see how it goes.
BTW, possible to work in more skin tones? I get they won't be "real", but the gainz here ain't real already.
Red, Green (for Hulk enthusiasts), Blue, Yellow (Simpsons), Purple, and EYE VIOLATING PINK.
Also, current build as per this post, kicks still take 1 off timekeeper per kick.
I would 100% nerf the overwork out card
gains every single day and it STACKS??
I did that too, just not with overtraining.
the best Get Yoked player to exist, WITNESS THEM!
gain train + feel the burn + push it + heavy cards + energised + silver tongue + heavy bells