GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.
WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594610/
GAMEPLAY
Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.
- Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
- Don't push too hard - too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
- Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
- Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.
The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
CONTROLS
Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.
TEAM
Game by Greg Austin
Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn
Card art, events and icons by Nix Bee.
WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?
- Wishlist on Steam
- Join Barking Dogs discord and let me know about any bugs, cool ideas, or criticisms you have.
HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC
Platform: Windows
- Click Download Now on this page.
- Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
- Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".
Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!
Thank you for playing!
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
Download
Click download now to get access to the following files:
Development log
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #214 days ago
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #142 days ago
- JUICE UPDATE: Bug fixesDec 01, 2025
- THE JUICE UPDATENov 24, 2025
- Protein Shake bug fixNov 01, 2025
- Full screen events & all in-game art is renderedOct 31, 2025
- ART OF THE PUMP UPDATE: New music, supplements, new bosses, and art!Oct 17, 2025
- Fixed sandbox (seeded runs broke it).Sep 26, 2025
Comments
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Add a woman model
I liked this
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GOTY.
Or should I say YOTY (Yoked of the Year)?
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AMAZING CONCEPT!!!!
Hi! Really loved the game. I sent an email about possibly showing it at an event in Amsterdam, just wanted to follow up here in case it slipped through. It would be great to hear from you!
Hey thanks! Replied to the email now.
GG
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(no one will know what this said except for the loyal downvoters and greg)
I kinda like it tbh.
A good way to do it is: reply to your post for 10 days instead of a new post each day. Then make a new post every 10 days.
I'll still get the notification and it doesn't clog the comments as much.
Day 59 of waiting for the full release (i swear you guys will like it)
Looks promising
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Whenever i try to load the game on browser ( im on chromebook ) it just turns my entire tab into a black screen. Doesn tanyone know how to fix this?
Dear everyone, who hates seeing "bjorn37" constant "Day X of waiting", just hit the "report" button, report for spam, and then you can block them.
ALSO, For game Dev, when trying to "Remove a Card", the entire deck is not always shown.
Thanks Mythic will check it out.
Reported all of his comments and blocked him, but now the entire comment feed is just "post from blocked account" over and over. Really makes you see how much he clogged up the comment section.
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Love the game. Is "Schindler's Lift" a joke you feel strongly enough about that its inclusion will be worth the offense it may cause?
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Day 50 of waiting for the full release (I just counted 400+ downvotes guys! Keep it up)
50/b
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Parce que juegazooooooo
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I can’t play this on mobile even though I used to be able to.It says a recurring problem has occurred. Please fix this bro
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A few asks:
-More skin colors. Yellow (Simpsons), Green (Aliens, hulk), Red (Demons), Purple (Exotic alien), Gray (Monochrome-tastic!), and EYE VIOLATING PINK (For reasons.)
-Changes to the Zen deck. Meditate used to boost strength, now it doesn't, right? So replace that in Zen deck with leg week.
-Make an "Arm Master" deck. Kinda like "Leg-end" but for arms.
-More cards, events, and so on. (That will probly be released with the full game...)
Also, to people out there, there are ways to get infinite gains, either through a pain route or sturdy route. But both require one key card to get them. That card is "Protein Shake". Just keep drawing and chugging and you will get infinite gains.
I once did an infinite gains thing with perfect posture and a ton of sturdy
Nonono the green is for Shreg
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noice
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