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nothing but legs and arms 

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and some guy that skipped legs 

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I achieved an infinite loop with the following combo:

  • Workout Draw effect in play
  • Zen Bells. 
  • Red Snule.

Draw until your whole deck is in hand, then play Red Snule and Zen Bells. Play the Kettlebells, which forces the game to redraw both Red Snule and Zen Bells. 

Net result: 1 free Kettlebell + infinitely resetting your Glutes.

I'll see if I can come up with a stable infinite loop without needing Workout Draw. 

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Found an infinite loop w/out Workout Draw: Start with the Zen deck, cut workout cards every time you can, get Pre-Workout Mix, and you can stack just enough cards on the third competition to gain an infinite loop assuming good RNG. I ended up in the Iron Invitational with Twerk and Back cut from my deck and Pre-Workout Mix added, resulting in a deck that can loop infinitely.
If you can't find Pre-Workout Mix, Vitamin B+ will work similarly, just with less potency.
Thanks @The Gemfish for the idea!

yuge day is op.now considering you dont have full body massage,its high risk high reward.nerf it pls

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damn this is hilarious lol

Now this is a hilarious game, I was getting *jacked*! Ultimately, I failed the Absolute Unit challenge by just a few so gains, so maybe next time!

I don't get it can someone help pls I would appreciate it 😁

This is what i need in life

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we need chinese!!!!!!!!

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Me: "what the fuck is this?"

Me after failing two runs: "I'm wish listing this"

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If you get enough gains, you actually wrap around, giving you a score of -2147483648, which is the "highest" you can go in the game
it'd be really funny if there was an achievement for this

wth

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Even better

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I have a true gluteus maximus

In my first try, I worked out the glutes and back too much while I didn't work out the legs that much. That got me a pointy arse and a pair of protruding pyramids on the back.

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big boob simulator proof me wrong

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Look above you

(my guy was part of the itty bitty titty committee)

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I really really like the mechanics in this game, it's a fun spin on the Balatro formula and the dude getting YUGER as I play is amazing.

But I really dislike the AI art, It's soulless and really detracts from my enjoyment. I completely understand having to use placeholders, but I would recommend ms paint or paint.net or some such similar.

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tbh i thought it wasnt too bad it just lacked fun yk, color would really improve this game 

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There is huge potential here, please keep it up. 

thanks! Will do 💪

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Good game and fun mechanics but i just cannot recommend it to someone due to the ai art in it. However i understand your disclaimer and want to know, how much would it cost to replace the ai with real art? i will be more than happy to donate money to the creators if it means i can fund the support of real art being used in games.


also, could there be an endless mode? You could build off the idea of that one screen that pops up when you win early as people run away saying "its pumpzilla" (i forget the actual name used).

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Hey! It would roughly cost 400 to replace 40 cards ($10 per card) I’m in the process of getting funding, so they will be replaced eventually don’t worry. 

But always open to donations :P. 

Endless is on the list of features I want to do thanks for the suggestions! 

Glad that's in progress. I can't wait to share this when those get sorted out.

That’s great! I must ask though, where can I donate at?

Really glad to hear you're not going to lean into the AI art at all, this is a really silly game I enjoyed playing. Hoping to see you develop on it a bit, maybe allowing special starter effects like decks in Balatro! Heck, maybe supplement choices or equipment could be a heavily run altering choice to give us some interesting decisions.

Definitely interested to see the art direction you decide to take the cards and portraits in, if you want to lean into the goofy 3D style or keep the cards and portraits with 2D cartoony art.

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LETS A GOOOOOOO

Creatine + Yuge Day build, will try others!

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Try one I made, using only: steroids, milkshake, (the one that when you hurt the muscle the gains are tripled), and the yuge day *boom*

Will try!!! 

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ew a

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I love balatro, and now we have bodybuilding balatro

Bod-latro

I loved this game!

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The best card game since Balatro

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No pain no gain + yuge day

what does it do

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omg I love this game  🤣

this is PEAK

YO DIESES SPIEL IST SO LUSTIG JUNGEE, I love this game, stupid and funny, perfect......
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Love it. It's absolutely hilarious!

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Good thing I listened to my doctor and stopped before it was too late.

Nah, this is envy 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

did u cheat?

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I looped a few draw cards with the card that give stamina when you get injured, arms, and surgery. And then to get gains also played the card that doubles gains in a day.
I could have kept going indefinitely but stopped early.

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This is really great, keep it up and keep it tight.

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legs.

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dear lord his johnson is massive

tsk tsk

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Deep Nap and Deep Sleep don't stack. Seems like they should.

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Muito bom kkkk

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elite gam

how much injection OmO

20/10 это ИМБА БРО! создавай больше таких игр

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This game is great and also hilarious.



Also got me back into doing some weights, so that's a positive. Lets get yoked!

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i'm not cheating.

declined sick mother, how could you...

WE HAD THE CRAZIEST HAND! Thank you for the game! Please make more! 
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this game is so much fun lmfao heres a funny infinite combo i found:

basic version is just a super thin deck with hand's free, surgery, meditate, and push it+. once you enable push it+ and have the other three cards in your hand at once (and no other remaining cards in your draw pile), it begins.....

1. push it+ gives 2 stamina per injury

2. HF gives two cards, injures arm (+2 stamina)

3. meditate gives two cards AND two strength (-1 stamina)

4. surgery heals arm, re-enabling HF (-1 stamina)

the constant deck shuffling means if you get your deck thin enough you just constantly get these three cards back in your hand, with a net 0 stamina cost and steady increase to your strength.

this combo pairs very well with any kettlebell builds cause the strength buff applies to each kettlebell individually, which.. scales really fast lol. i attached a photo of my lovely hunk and his ideal make body

anyway this game is fire i wish there was a mac build but also building for mac sucks, so valid. maybe hot take, but i think that the AI art kinda works well in this case because the aesthetic of this kind of generated art i think lends itself to this game thats already so visually jarring and inhuman (in a good way lol). im an artist and i fully agree with the ethical qualms of using generated art in most cases, but it does objectively have an aesthetic of its own and i think it does kinda fit in this case.

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