4x sushi to earn cash asap -> 4x cheese to restore fat fast -> buy 4 pineapples, but rememmber that pineapple is basically a troll item for the most of the run, so try to buy those as late as possible -> buy 4x booze/salad for searching pineapples and win the game. (booze could be used as another pineapple with cheap price, via searching unused pineapple from the fridge.)
It took me a few runs to win, this one’s actually kind of tough to get your deck balanced and requires you to focus on different goals fairly fluidly throughout the game.
I know the dev is focused on Get Yoked right now, but it would be interesting to see more randomness and/or mechanics added to this game - maybe slight variations in the starting fridge, random food offerings with special mechanics, that kind of thing.
Neither here nor there - I love how thinky this game is, but kind of hate the theme. I’ll play it anyway because the thinky is so strong.
Haha this was fun to watch, a true beautiful plus size king. You so deserved it on the 2nd last run, but got killed by RnG. Gratz for taking the win on the last run!
seems to be it's adding n^2 total cash for n burgers with manner of adding n cash for each burger, and the number 8 seems to be a typo of 9. but, I think still sushi is far better than burger
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My character just
lost with -11 fat.
Mobile when
Pretty fun little game, actually a lot harder than we thought.. Especially in the beginning! Basically Get Yoked but get fat instead lol 10/10
4x sushi to earn cash asap -> 4x cheese to restore fat fast -> buy 4 pineapples, but rememmber that pineapple is basically a troll item for the most of the run, so try to buy those as late as possible -> buy 4x booze/salad for searching pineapples and win the game. (booze could be used as another pineapple with cheap price, via searching unused pineapple from the fridge.)
Hey, isn't this just party house?
It took me a few runs to win, this one’s actually kind of tough to get your deck balanced and requires you to focus on different goals fairly fluidly throughout the game.
I know the dev is focused on Get Yoked right now, but it would be interesting to see more randomness and/or mechanics added to this game - maybe slight variations in the starting fridge, random food offerings with special mechanics, that kind of thing.
Neither here nor there - I love how thinky this game is, but kind of hate the theme. I’ll play it anyway because the thinky is so strong.
Based on your last paragraph, you should buy UFO 50 and play houseparty bc this is the exact same but grosser and less stylish and worse music.
jokes aside, simple and pleasing game design.
i’ll never ge6 enough of deckbuilders…
add scat fetish please
does it give money or fat? I suppose money and make you lose fat. Definitely a binge item coz itll make him puke lol.
I literally gooned to this for 4 hours
finally a get yoked sequel
lore wise it’s a prequel
ahhhh I thought he just let himself go
the goat is back
That's about how my weight loss is going.
Haha this was fun to watch, a true beautiful plus size king. You so deserved it on the 2nd last run, but got killed by RnG. Gratz for taking the win on the last run!
Thanks man! I had a blast! ;{D
Fun!
It was!
you are very entertaining
Thank you! I appreciate that. ;{D
My name is Greg
My name is Greg
The game is that ported that things tools behold ourselves
Pretty sure this is the best possible result, but someone feel free to prove me wrong.

Also, the hamburgers don't work the way they're supposed to.
seems to be it's adding n^2 total cash for n burgers with manner of adding n cash for each burger, and the number 8 seems to be a typo of 9. but, I think still sushi is far better than burger
That sounds like someone actually throwing up 🤢
Nah
I had 4 pineapples by the final day but didn't get them all. Surprisingly fun game
why is the name "please dont feed me" if he makes such an happy dance when he finally got 4 pineapples?
they're his fave
there is 4 the win, and 4 the sore
what the fuck
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda
can someone tell me what this guy was thinking when he made this? It's, confusing, to say the least
feed him
party fridge
This game harder than balatro. 10/10
I wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn🥳
is this inspired by that ufo 50 game?
I never started the game, just glanced the screenshots and thought "party house"
hi
big smoke simulator?
Hello~ I found a bug that occurs when playing on the mobile web version. The UI and the game itself work normally, but some screen content is missing:
normal:
but couldn't find any error logs—and everything seems to be functioning normally(
good game
fun little press your luck puzzle; I give it 4 out of 4 pineapples.
I thought this game was really funny, but also super infuriating when he proceeded to spit his food out.
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great game!
this is fucking Party House (UFO 50)
I love this! lmao
No i just don't like this game i play much more better games like transformers the game
BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Frownypants over here
Love this a little too much lol
How can I download an html version of this?
Awesome game! Great work!