Made in 72 hours for SA Game Jam.

PLEASE DONT FEED ME is a RoguelikeDeckbuilder-like, Feeding game where the goal is simple: feed this man 4 pineapples.

Be the monster, shovel food into this guys face to make cold hard cash.

Use your cash to buy more food, making him fat enough to handle even more food.

Don't forget you need dough to buy pineapples, and they're expensive.

Avoid feeding him more than he can handle, and be careful with Binge! worthy foods. He'll straight up puke it up ruining all your hard work.

Assets used:
Bodybuilder from GET YOKED with adjusted Fat shapes.
FAST FOOD - Low Poly 3D Art (asset store)
FREE Casual Food Pack- Mobile/VR (asset store)
Heart Rate Monitor by Surgdan (sketchfab)
various sfx from pixabay
soundtrack: lofi background music by delosound (pixabay)
icons from flaticon.com

Updated 26 days ago
StatusPrototype
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Rating
Rated 3.9 out of 5 stars
(52 total ratings)
Authorgregs-games
GenreCard Game
Made withUnity
TagsComedy, Deck Building, Funny, Non violent, Relaxing, Roguelike, Singleplayer

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I had 4 pineapples by the final day but didn't get them all. Surprisingly fun game

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New update available!

Updated version is here → https://www.patreon.com/file?h=143189780&m=562067819

Please download only from official links (like this one) to make sure you get the correct and safe version.

why is the name "please dont feed me" if he makes such an happy dance when he finally got 4 pineapples?

what the fuck

i love the fatman
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Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda

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can someone tell me what this guy was thinking when he made this? It's, confusing, to say the least

feed him

party fridge

This game harder than balatro. 10/10

I wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn🥳

is this inspired by that ufo 50 game?

I never started the game, just glanced the screenshots and thought "party house"

hi

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big smoke simulator?

Hello~ I found a bug that occurs when playing on the mobile web version. The UI and the game itself work normally, but some screen content is missing:

normal:

but couldn't find any error logs—and everything seems to be functioning normally(

good game

fun little press your luck puzzle; I give it 4 out of 4 pineapples.

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I thought this game was really funny, but also super infuriating when he proceeded to spit his food out.

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great game!

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this is fucking Party House (UFO 50)  

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I love this! lmao

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BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Love this a little too much lol

How can I download an html version of this?

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Awesome game! Great work!

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bru i ate like 6 of those pines and i still didint win, oh well still a good ass game

It was very funny!!! <3

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I love belly Woman big

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https://crazycoder1231dev.itch.io/alarm

hahaha! Nice :D

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This is like balatro but better

Narrow.one crossover?

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This is just party house from UFO 50
Fat (this game) = money (party house)

Money (this game) = popularity (party house)

fr

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Using the Salad twice crashed the game

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ive read the instructions multiple times, and it still seems absolutely random. doesn't matter what i purchase, even actively avoiding binge items still makes him roll 3 by turn 3 or 4. maybe the demo is just rigged idk

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it is random. from your fridge. which contains four pizzas to start the game.

if you have two pizzas out, you either end the day or risk losing the day.

thank yo

ts fire ngl

I felt so bad feeding this guy! That being said I went into this game blind not knowing what to do until after I recorded this video...This game is very unique and comedic! Great Work!
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fetish

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def

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I fucking love house party. Why did you turn it into this? x) Good job but like, you could ave tried to add your own cards to it, not just copy the first deck in house party?

true! I only had 72 hours so I just rushed for a clone. Might do an update now that it’s featured though 

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this is fetish

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