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Potos por do quier!

Love the game, found a bug and I'm not sure where to report it so I'll do it here.

While trying to make a one hand deck that i would cycle, weird "arms" card with bugged description appeared and broke the game.

Seed: 1HNLM37

Thanks for dropping the seed, will try to recreate the bug and fix it! Sorry it bricked your run. 

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i reallly like the new art for the cards and the music , its a nice weird little game, good job.

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Fancy auto camera angles! Nice. This will be great for all them streamers.

I think there is a glitch with arms where it is set to 0

n^x ⩊ x^n

what does puke do u^oxo^u

It shuffles in a single-use card that does nothing into your deck, making you pay stamina to keep it from continuing to clog your deck.

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Really nice art for the cards         /ᐠ•⩊•7                                                                                     _ノ ヽ ノ\_                                                                               /  `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y \                                                                              (   (三ヽ 人  / |    |                                                                         ノ ⌒\  ̄ ̄  ヽ ノ

Cat Gets YOKED

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hmmmmmm, yea this is fine for my second run nothing too good

I don't know if the picture will show because its not on my screen but I got 1300 gains while the needed gains were 400

gameplay is lowkey more fun than balatro. im excited to see where this goes

maybe too easy

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funny game part 2

Could you replace Meditate with Legs Week in the Leg-end deck? Seeing how the original point of meditate was to add strength to the deck.
Also, Energized perk doesn't stack. it's just -2 fatigue when you use a card.

I tried this game
it’s fun and actually really good! 😉🎮

Part 1


Part 2

why get YOKED

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so.. If you Play the rest card on your last day, Javascript crashes.  The Rest card ends your day and gives like 50% more gains the next day...


Anyway, SICK GAME Brosif.

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yolk?

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yoke

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yoje?

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doje?

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noje

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Welp. I got yoked.



I think an endless mode would fit in this game. 

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The RNG gods smiled upon me

Beautiful. A god amongst mere mortals.

I love this game so much! So excited for the full release 

Thanks <3 <3 <3 

my only idea is I cannot reset the game to play it all again from the start.

can you make the help your mother have a point

Back To Back artwork is still a WIP. Is that true?

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Yes, it’s because I want to rework the card. In theory it’s cool but in practice it’s D tier.

Good to know!

CAN YOU JUST MAKE SANDBOX HAVE NO NEEDS

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This is a funny game with tons of strategy hiding behind it. Been getting yoked last few weeks because the game is so addictive and hard...

Nice keep up the grind, GAINS ARE LIFE

Great game! I'm addicted for a couple weeks now.

Love to hear it, thanks for playing!

Each time you update this game I spend like five weeks doing nothing else but playing with every single deck. So... thanks for ruining my life.

Hahah, thank you!

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DUDE! Good job on the game. I've been playing it for months. I love all the art you've made into the cards and all, congrats. Definitely buying it on Steam when it comes out.

Thanks!!

Had fun with this game! Able to just shut my brain off and get stupidly jacked. Loved it.

ou man luuk on hes biiiiig asss

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Plz make this android 😭😭😭

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Okay, TIMEKEEPER IS BUSTED.
It carries BETWEEN DAYS?!
That's just evil.
BTW!!! Each Kick from the Kicks/iron kicks card, COUNTS AS 1 ACTION!!!

Oh Kicks count toward timekeeper oh lord, will fix that asap! Might make Timekeeper like 15 instead of 10 but will see how it goes. 

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BTW, possible to work in more skin tones? I get they won't be "real", but the gainz here ain't real already.
Red, Green (for Hulk enthusiasts), Blue, Yellow (Simpsons), Purple, and EYE VIOLATING PINK.

Also, current build as per this post, kicks still take 1 off timekeeper per kick.

I would 100% nerf the overwork out card

gains every single day and it STACKS??

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found another infinity build using 2 dont cares, push it, overtraining and protien shakes. i dont know why my gains are coming up as negative but i do know its inifite and im the best get yoked player to exist

I did that too, just not with overtraining.

the best Get Yoked player to exist, WITNESS THEM!

gain train + feel the burn + push it + heavy cards + energised + silver tongue + heavy bells

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I downloaded it, when I opened it my computer sounded like a medieval trumpet.

There is no graphic setting, and not the one setting that I suspect is doing that and is not there to tweak, FPS limit.

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Wanna know how to get over 2,000,000,000 GAINS?!!!
Here's what you need:
-Keep Pushing+ x 2, to up your stamina when you injure
-Don't Care+ x 2 and Iron Arms, for card draw.
-Full body massage+, to heal up between injuries
-Some kinda workout done to each body part at least once. Suggestions: Make me Stronger, Back-to-Back, Jog Memories, Energizing Squat. (You already have Iron Arms for arm gains.)
-Protein Shake x2, these are key to this!
Extras:
-More Pain More Gain+. more injuries, more strength boost!
-Electrostimulation, to keep your fatigue low and insta heal between days.

What you want to do is basically get to the point you've worked out each body part once, then use your card draws to infinitely draw the protein shake cards after you use them. (Sometimes "Don't Care" doesn't shuffle the discard back into the deck, hence why you need "Iron Arms" or "Yoga+".)
Each Protein Shake stacks the previous gains of the last one. (Current iteration gives you 100% of all current made gains on top of what you already have done. So it stacks itself on top of itself!)
Meaning, you can get INFINITE GAINS with this combo.
Just watch your stamina, injure the body to up your stamina again and make sure you can keep redrawing your draw cards.

Best way to achieve this is to get all the money and some RNG in the shop to build this deck.
Any content creators out there, you're welcome for the deck combo.

Very epic build NICE. THE WORLD WILL WITNESS YOUR GLORY.

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found a way to abuse caffeine, protein shake and Perfect Posture after monthssss i could go to infinity but my character is probably tired ill let him resti love this game

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lore accurate me

HIS LEGS

Monk has an issue where if you pick to upgrade a card when all your cards are already upgraded you get softlocked

Restarted my progress, still an amazing game overall. 

Can't explain how, but the online version is prone to crashing.

Wow, huge improvement! More ability to plan a run seeing comps in advance, more variance with the poses and choosing from two venues, and ? events too!

Great, just great. I'm Y O K I N G, bro!

I got 1137 first try

i think that you should make chest day best day more common please it's so hard to get i've only goten it once

could you make the trophys cooler

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